All 27 movie Reviews

The death and birth The death and birth

Rated 5 / 5 stars


There is an old allegorical myth surrounding creation and so forth, which shares similarities with this concept. Were you inspired at all by this myth (I won't say which myth it is, as if you were inspired by such, you would know, and if not it is irrelevant)?

Grand Theft Awesome Grand Theft Awesome

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Close, but no cigar

I'm sure you had good intentions, but this isn't up to par with the "Awesome" series. The fact that you got mad and called everyone bitches, because they weren't "giving it the score it deserves" is insane. You should be greatful to the people who watched this, and didn't "blam" it, just because you are an un-greatful shit-head.

The comedy is nowhere near the quality that Egoraptor has used, even in his off cartoons. I could give a long winded review about how this is basically just a cheap rip-off, and shouldn't even be mentioned alongside the word awesome, but I won't; instead I'll say this:

This movie, is that wierd guy who sits in the back of your classroom; look around pay him attention next time, you'll know who I'm talking about. That un-cool guy who has no friends, and tries oh-so-valiently to be cool, by trying to follow the trends, but always gets them wrong, and is behind the curve as is. Your movie is that guy.

Oney responds:

i didnt call everyone bitches, i AM grateful to everyone that rates this good or bad for a good reason, and that's not even a review. thats just seeking attention

Magics of Meteorology Magics of Meteorology

Rated 3 / 5 stars

I don't like most of the clock crew movies.

Because most of them are garbage, or about homosexuals. But I don't like anyone telling me not to watch something, so I watched this anyway. And it wasn't bad, or gay. It was pretty good, infact a few of the latest clock movies have been pretty damn good. I liked the camping one, but that's not the point. The point is you're one of the better clock crew animators, like orange, raspberry, etc.

Trannyformers! Trannyformers!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I can tell this took a while.

The graphics were extraordinary for a flah cartoon, riavling even the bracken woods flashes. Also I can tell it took a while, because you had the old NG logo on there.

Awesome Flash Here!!!!!! Awesome Flash Here!!!!!!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I personally think your stuff is funny

I don't know why everyone bitches about the content of your flashes, it's yours you can do and say what you feel. It's in the first amendment, and besides allot of authors' flash is just their feelings and thoughts put into cartoon form.

Pico: Therapy Pico: Therapy

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Pretty good, for a 5 or 6 day notice.

But since when did Pico become superhuman and shit?

FleckoGold responds:

Think of it as an alternate reality...

Or maybe he gets possessed, gets pushed too far, maybe its his form of a super-sayan :D Any of those works.

Exclusive Hardcore Porn! Exclusive Hardcore Porn!

Rated 1 / 5 stars

It's funny I mostly hate those clock crew movies

While I didn't HATE this one, I didn't exactly like it either.

Pico, the NG Guardian Pico, the NG Guardian

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


Why the hell did you basically rip off 'Pico's Unloaded'; this was basically the same movie taking place on a train with a few tweaks.

Aqua Life Episode #6 Aqua Life Episode #6

Rated 4 / 5 stars


Why is this hitting front page; a month or so afterwards? Now I do think it hit front page then too though.

shampawnya responds:

Actually I also would like to know the answer to that qustion... except this one actually didn't make the frontpage back then.

How Tupac Was Murdered. How Tupac Was Murdered.

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


Why hasn't anyone noticed that his bandana changes colors? In the mirror it's red; but when it actually shows him it's blue. I thought this flash looked pretty shitty, not as shitty as most things that come through Newgrounds, but shitty none the less.