cricket-dakid's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pico's School remake]

Sorry Tom

But this was better than the original. But then again this wasn't the cream of the crop either.

[Resident Pico]

I beat that shit BITCH!

ha ha ha, but really it was a nice simple games to waste time with. But I can't bask in it's glory more Pico to get to!

[Nene Interactive Suicide]

The graphics only got that 4 because it IS from 99

Not that that year was ugly, just the graphics are definately dated. But I've actually watched this before, I never saw the Darnell cartoon before today though.

[Russian Affairs]

I see that you were dedicated to making this great

But, it wasn't pulled off the best. You don't have a 50/50 chance; you justshoot blindly and hope. I stood point blank and shot off 5 rounds and didn't hit the guy once, and I was subsequently killed for that. In no way shape or form of any kind is that even okay. I can tell you wanted realism but there's no way someone can stand in someone's face and fire 5 shots and not hit them. It's im-fucking-possible. I understand completely that it's hard to make a game of this caliber; but if you put this much time and effort into making it you should make it great. Not a game of chance, if your going to make the shooting mechanics so bad, you might as well throw in a mele attack or 2 and let me run rampant with that. Overall if you could ignore the horrible shooting mechanics; this game is great. One of the best; but it's im-fucking-possible to ignore such a huge flaw. I love the Max Payne esque narritive style of the game, cell shaded graphics great; shooting FUUUUUUCK!

[CuberXtreme]

I really thought this was worth a ten.

but when you average in those zeroes it gets low. That doesn't mean I thought the game was lacking; simply that there was no humor or violence. But for me allot of the puzzles were hit or miss. I couldn't even tell you how I got through a few.

[Territory WAR]

Sticks!!

For all who say this is taken <i> straight </i> from worms; thats where you'd be wrong. In worms you can't instantly kill anyone by blowing their head into non-existence. And this was the first good if any actual Worms! type game on Newgrounds. I think the shirt was great, sure it's not perfect; but it was also the first try. Now who know's if there'll be another installment but if there isn't I'm fine with this one.

[Special Mission]

great

it was a great game; even though the whole lets re-do metal slug thing has been done a million times this was the best.

[Warbears]

Good game.

This game was good as hell, I think it could be a DS game. With all the touching and shit like that. In fact, the hand held thing the "nerd" bear has (don't remeber his name) resembles a DS, just from the small block it shows. You should think about going big with this, it'll get you far. And don't worry about all the people bitching about "random" deaths, if you can think you can win easily. I still need 2 more bonuses, I got 1350 and a B.

ioji responds:

Ye! U noticed ^__^
Message to NINTENDO: "DS needs the Warbears! call me!!"

[Death by Hinge]

10,8000

I beat that!

[Corpses of the III Reich]

you Bitch!

lol, no thats what I was thinking when that face jumped on the screen and yelled. Yeah, it was a pretty damn good game. One of the best I've played on here. But all stripped down it's just a normal platformer I guess. But good work though! =D